01
case
blue check went red
resolution
xoor opened a panel. it was white again before sunrise.
the unofficial fixersolana / pre-launch
XOORhandles it.
he sees the timeline. he sees the chaos. sometimes he's in shock. mostly he just signs the papers.
- role
- FIXER
- replaces
- elon.
- mood
- shocked
subject_xoor.psd
clearance: x-tier
/ chapter 01
origin
story.
cctv 04 — 03:47 am
no one knows where xoor came from.
he was already there when the bird died. when the logo turned. when the timeline broke at 4 am and everyone was screaming about something they didn't understand.
he watched. he didn't post. he just opened the laptop.
by morning the servers were back. the trends were back. the discourse was back. somebody had to do it.
alias
xoor
suit
always
voice
rare
mood
shocked
/ chapter 02
when x breaks
xoor fixes.
the timeline doesn't go down anymore. it just gets handled. quietly. by someone in a suit.
desk 01 / floor: not listed
- 02
case
everyone is fighting over a screenshot
resolution
xoor reposted the original. the thread stopped.
- 03
case
an algorithm started recommending nothing
resolution
xoor said one word in a meeting. nobody wrote it down.
- 04
case
founder was about to tweet again
resolution
xoor took the phone. handed back a coffee.
/ chapter 03
the shock
files.
recovered footage of xoor reacting to things on the timeline. internal use only. somehow leaked.
8.2k listeners. one sentence. xoor unplugged the mic.
scrolled for 11 seconds. closed the app. went to the office.
signed something nobody will read. it's already in effect.
walking towards the engineers. nobody is fired. nobody is hired.
/ chapter 04
the new
boss
the founder is busy. the founder is on mars. the founder is in another timezone arguing with a stranger.
xoor signs the papers. xoor reads the room. xoor doesn't tweet through it.
someone has to actually run x.
- 00answers no emails
- 01ships every friday
- 02doesn't reply to qrt's
- 03is already in the meeting
signed: x. xoor